- If your friend wants to commit suicide, punch him in the face.
- Punches to the face may lead to severe facial disfiguration.
- Don't believe in yourself. Believe in someone who believes in you. Should this person die, believe in yourself who believes in you, but only if he tells you to.
- If reason gets in your way, kick it to the curb.
- In the end, the fabulous stay fabulous while everyone else withers away.
- Homosexuals and furries are immortal.
- Fight for what you believe in no matter what obstacle that may block your path.
- If violence doesn't do the trick, more violence will.
- If your first drill doesn't work, get a bigger one.
- Sunglasses make good weapons.
- If any in your party resembles in any way, shape, or form Fei from Xenogears, keep him in close check. Chances are, he's going to stab you one in the back and do it with a gusto that only Iron Man can dream of.
- Holding phony trials and handing out death sentences is perfectly forgivable provided you cry, secretly, afterwards.
- Sentencing your friend to death, sacrificing millions of people's lives, and then attempting to commit suicide will cause the nerdy chick to fall in love with you, even if you had her strapped to a bomb before.
- Even if you don't know how to operate a machine, just look at a skeleton and pissed. It will work.
- If you find a giant box with a girl inside, you have found your soul mate!
- When trying to drill open a big coconut, you have to drill slower.
- Those who burn out quick and die burn the brightest. Those who burn out quick and live become hobos.
- Every robot has a smaller robot inside it.
- People die when they're in love.
- We are supposed to touch the untouchable and break the unbreakable while simultaneously doing the impossible and seeing the invisible.
- GAR is an alternative fuel.
- Being a hobo is the true way to live.
- 0% sounds like 100%.
- When you reach a certain level of manliness, your eyes turn into spirals.
- A Big Bang can be overpowered.
- If you target every single possible vector in the space-time continuum, you can't miss.
- If a 14-year-old girl with enormous boobs tries to kiss you, avoid her. It's a deadly trap.
- Having sex with Doombitch is like having sex with a hooker. Just don't kiss her on the mouth and you'll be ok.
- True men, like Genome, die a manly death. TWICE.
- Hobos once saved the world.
- Hot-blooded speeches make you stronger.
- Even if you work your ass off to save the universe / your waifu / whatever, you'll end up as a lonely hobo. So it's better not to do anything and enjoy yourself while you still can. On the other hand, being a treacherous suicidal bastard will lead you to becoming President.
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